Gooch-Sling



a clever device using duct tape and a 1/3 full plastic bag of alcohol that is slung over a man’s junk to avoid security at college sporting events. it resembles a loincloth with tape around the waist to hold it up.
fratboy 1: how bromine, it’s 3pm how are you still drunk right now?

fratboy 2: brochacho, i’ve been drinking since we got here! i got the hookup because of my gooch-sling. they didn’t find it because they can’t touch your sack, that sh-t’s har-ssment.

Read Also:

  • googleheimen

    a term that means totally awesome. better usage of the word awesome. person 1: “dude, were you at that concert last night?” person 2: “oh yeah, it was totally googleheimen!”

  • googlelator

    noun: affectionate nick-name for google, especially when it is being used on the iphone. verb: see googlelate adjective: see googlelating when is jackson browne’s birthday? let me go to the googlelator to find out!

  • goose walking

    walking like a n-z- while everyone is asleep in your house hold. little timmy goes goose walking over his mother’s grave.

  • gopf

    short for gop fail person 1: “did you hear about yet another republican senator gay s-x scandal?” person 2: “lol … gopf…”

  • grandpa daddy

    the salutation used by a child that is the result of father/daughter incestual s-x. woman; “you’d better not let grandpa daddy know we’ve been having s-x!” tween; “ok mommy, but grandpa daddy told me the same thing too!”


Disclaimer: Gooch-Sling definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.