Gooch Throb


gooch throb is a condition that results from extreme excitement whereby the male’s gooch becomes swollen and red, and a slight throbbing can be felt internally in the region of the gooch.

gooch throb is not s-xual excitement which would result in an erection (see b-n-r or hard on) it is only possible to have gooch throb in a non-s-xual situation.
z dawg: hey dude i am sooooo excited about game-a-palooza ii tomorrow that my freakin’ gooch is throbbing

captain spanky: whoa dude, you need to calm down, it sounds like you’ve got a bad case of gooch throb!

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