Gooche Spike


when your taking a leak at a urinal. your gooche all of a sudden has a sharp pain as if a pointy spike is being shoved up there. usually happens if you’ve had a hernia
guy at urinal: ahhhhhh ouchhh that f-cking hurts

his friend: hey man whats wrong

g a u: uhh mann i got that gooche spike

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