gooched
the act or description of a person, place or thing that has been broken, tainted, or has been destroyed. named for the famous character in “diff’rent strokes” (episode 44, return of the gooch) that wanted to beat up willis.
that thing is all gooched. you better throw it away.
my dad borrowed my sweatshirt and spilled coffee on it. now it’s all gooched up.
after that accident jimmy is gooched. he has to wear a special brace on his leg.
whoa! easy with the crystal vase you’re gonna gooch it up.
he should have never tried to bang her on the first date. he completely gooched that up.
when in compet-tion being defeated without scoring. to be shutout.
don’t even step to me aaron, last time we played you got gooched.
d-mn skaz beat you 48-0? you got straight gooched!
wronged or screwed over, especially in relation to uva on-grounds housing; getting a terrible room -ssignment in all possible aspects
(upon seeing one’s housing -ssignment): “dude, i totally got gooched! this sucks…i’m finding an apartment instead…”
“hahaha. you got -ssigned to gooch/dillard?! bahahah, yeah, someone totally gooched you!”
{goo-sh-td}
{goo-ch}
when a situation or event becmomes completely stuffed or ruined. similar to f@#%ed.
can also be used without the -ed, in this case it becomes an adjective.
“i tried to find the toilet but the whole system was just gooched”
“awwwwww..gooch”
to be gooched is to be unsuspectingly prodded in the derrière with an object by someone walking behind you.
aw man! i just got gooched!
the act of hitting, touching, poking, ect. of the female lower regions.
“dude, that guy just gooched me with his lacrosse stick!”
“i just wanna gooch you with my fist!”
1. recieving a kick up the gooch
2. an ent-ty that exhibits the qualities of the gooching idiology (man, thats gooch!)
3. the act of boneheading a photo with your hand in the shape of the baracuda.
4. being bettered by the gooch squad
“mum, can u check my b-lls? i got badly gooched today”
“mitch had the best stack, it was f-ckin’ gooch!”
“we gooched that photo good”
jim: “those guys got owned” jase: “nah champ, they got gooched!”
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