goocher
when picking odd man out by flipping coins, a goocher is when all coins land tails side up. see: stand by me
oh man, that’s a goocher
freaky /creepy sh-t happens, but not necessarily a bad or negative thing..
when singing or humming a song, and then turning on the radio to find that very song playing.. cl-ssic goocher
picking up the phone to call someone, only to have them call you before you even have a chance to dial.. definitely a goocher
e-mailing someone only to recieve an e-mail from them on the same subject seconds before you send yours… now that’s a goocher
was also quoted in “stand by me”
the act of a female going down on her male partner then licking and feelling his gooch area. the gooch is the area between a man’s ball sack and -sshole. a goocher is known to be the most pleasing and sl-ttiest s-xual favor that can be given to a man.
intoxicated sl-t: “yeaaaah, i’m gonna get some gooch tonight.. i’m going to give my guy a hot, dirty goocher.”
absolutely nothing. zero.
“playing cards, i dealt paul a goocher, and he went back 5 points.”
when the clock strikes a point where all the numbers are the same, a person has to call “goocher! i win!” if two people call the goocher at the same time, they must repeat “eat me c-cksucker!” until one person gives up and the person who repeats it longer claims the goocher. getting a goocher is good luck.
1:11, 2:22, 3:33, 4:44, 5:55, 10:10, 11:11 and 12:12. note that 5:05, 6:06, 7:07, 8:08 and 9:09 are not goochers. 11:11 is the super goocher and must be called as such.
person who likes to touch, lick, or flick gooches (plural for gooch)
check this guy out, looks like a real goocher!
a goocher is the skin surrounding the p-n-s of a male dog.
the vet covered the goocher with gauze while neutering my german shepard.
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