Goochie Momma


a chick who seems to have something up her gooche and for some strange reason… you like it. a hot b-tch who n-body likes.
that goochie momma told me to leave cause someone didn’t know me, man i want to tap dat…
a mother who is fat or over weight with stretch marks and salulite and dresses hoochie
that goochie momma lets it all hang out, no shame in her game

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