Goochikie


in other words, a gooch cookie. an ordinary, brand name sugar cookie with the zesty taste and smell of gooch. to make one, follow these two steps. step 1: rub an ordinary cookie on your gooch to absorb that delicious taste and smell. step 2: repeat step one for extra zestyness. say the definition in a russian accent for added hilarity.
julian tried eating a goochikie, but he gave it to brandon to try first. vomit soon followed.

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