Gooching
the act of making contact between your gooch (the skin between your b-lls or scrange and your -ss) and the head of a helpless victim. an aggressive attack.
he is tying his shoe lace- gooch him!. get gooching lads.
chafing on the gooch caused by tight clothes. usually -ssociated with a low sperm count.
josh enjoys wearing tight underwear so much, that he has learned to accept the gooching and lower sperm count that comes with it.
gooching. the act of grabbing/rubbing two fingers on someones gooch area. can be done either s-xually or as a means of punishment or beating up. mythically it is possible to gooch someone until they j-zz.
lets gooch that new year 8 kid, hes a pinhead. gooch him good he didn’t pay his money.ohh baby gooch me till i j-zz. help hes gooching me!!
when a male on male p-n-s docking goes wrong and both p-n-s end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch’s touching
father and son at the beach
“hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water”
“they are probably just gooching”
during an argument, when someone repeatedly changes the topic to ensure they always win.
i was trying to make my point with this guy, but he kept gooching to make himself look good and win the argument.
verb: to gooch – to emulate ones peers in a feeble attempt to further ones social standing
“that kid keeps gooching dan and its starting to get on my t-ts”
that kid acts so goochy
where your p-n-s goes around your gooch and into your -sshole.
i caught logan gooching with dr.kelly the other day.
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