gooching so hard
an expression often used in frustration over the small size of ones p-n-s effectively throwing off the trajectory of the aforementioned party’s beer pong shot.
“i’m gooching so hard right now”, said shane as the pong ball overshot the table and his p-n-s retracted into his body cavity.
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