an inflammatory condition of the gooch, resulting in extreme itchiness; can cause one to walk similarly to a person with saddle sore.
“i’ve been working so d-mn hard, my goochitis is flaring up!”
noun – frequently used as a medical term to diagnose unknown diseases, conditions and/or symptoms that afflict young, crazy motherf-ckers.
“sheesh, chris, what the h-ll is that weird rash on your leg.”

“i’m not sure, bob. doctor’s have no clue. they think it’s goochitis.”

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