Good Morning America
a good morning america is an alcoholic beverage, invented by two kettering university students in 2010, and so named because of its resemblance to a screwdriver. in addition, the caffeine content will perk you up, and you will seem like one of the hosts of the eponymous morning television show. to make a jug of good morning america, follow the recipe:
4x 8.4 oz cans red bull (or 2x 16.9 oz. cans)
1x 750ml bottle vodka
1x 2 liter bottle sunny d (original)
mix the vodka and sunny d in a gallon jug, cap, and shake. after that, add the red bull. recipe makes .975 gallons. enjoy.
dude, what’s your weapon of choice tonight?
i’m rocking a full gallon of good morning america!
haha, have fun blacking out and f-cking a fat chick, even though that sh-t is super tasty.
masturbating to the point of c-mming next to a sleeping person. before you c-m wake the sleeping person up shout “good morning” and c-m on the persons face.
i had a one night stand with a girl i never wanted to talk to again, so i gave her a nice “good morning america” to remember me by.
a program from abc news
anchors:
diane sawyer
chris cuomo
robin roberts
weather:
sam
champion
hq:
times square
new york city
i watched good morning america.
at an all male sleepover, whoever falls asleep first gets jerked off and then smacked in the face with the offending splooge covered hand… slapper must shout, “good morning america!” upon delivery of slap.
bobby called his mom crying to pick him up from the sleepover after johnny gave him the good morning america.
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