Good Morning
the king of oxymorons. good mornings don’t exist to many citizens of the world. ever.
steve: “good morning, chuck.”
chuck: “f-ck you.”
when you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some sk-nk giving you a bl-w j-b.
i was so drunk last night, i don’t remember what happened, but i woke up and that bar sk-nk was giving me a good morning.
a common phrase meaning the same thing as “h-llo” but it can only be used before midday. it does not necessarily -ssume the weather is good but is rather a simple greeting.
“good morning” is another cl-ssic oxymoron.
when you wake up from a night of s-x and your privates do not hurt.
tom-so did you have s-x with her?
jack-yup and its a good morning.
the act of cracking an egg over a steaming pile of fresh sh-t you just left somebody as a wonderful surprise.
i left a good morning for him in his lunchbox.
to ignore a hater in a sarcastic way
hater: wow your a f-g
stud: all i gotta say is good morning
heteros-xual intercourse
asg walks by…
maya: goodmorning!
asg -rg-sms on spot.
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