Good Story Stan
when an epic story is promised, but said story is long-winded, boring and leads only to a let-down.
stan- “oh my god guys, you won’t believe what happened to me today!”
other guy- “oh! yea??? do tell!”
stan- “i was trying to buy a c-ke from the machine, i put my money in and then i got the c-ke and then i drank the c-ke and it was g-ssy!!!”
other guy- “cool… and?”
stan- “it was fizzy!”
other guy- “good story stan!”
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