goodfellasnoop
a rather dynamic and go-getting person with great potential. not to be confused with the commiezilla; while similar, a goodfellasnoop tends to have a soul whereas the latter does not. from the english word paladinx meaning godlike.
this fellow certainly is a goodfellasnoop, let us give him a m-ffin bar.
1 – wow. where to begin… this guy is currently one of, nay, the best person on the face of the planet. he was born the son of a thousand b-st-rd maniacs, and superman, from the womb of cruella deville. born on neptune’s ice moon of triton, goodfellasnoop (known as goodfella coloquially) traveled to earth as a baby and settled in the reletive obscurity of upstate louisiana, where his influence spread and took on a form of its own in the shape of a giant pear. but goodfella is not one to play second fiddle to a d-mn pear in terms of awesomeness, so he banished it to the frozen heart of ur-n-s (which is why, to this day, ur-n-s rotates the opposite direction as all the other planets). goodfella has since moved to florida and is attending college and performing secret missions for humanity. he recently flew around the earth so fast it spun backwards and went back in time to kill hitler in his bunker, change the memories of every soul on the planet, and return to the present time. on weekends he hangs out with jesus of nazareth and schools him at basketball every time. he is currently plotting to destroy the world’s supply of pears and writing a book about how he created the 20th century out of a paper clip and a child’s ant-farm set.
2 – one with such characteristics
dude, that was b-tchin’! you’re such a goodfellasnoop!
holy giant pears goodfella!
Read Also:
- Gopher Search
gopher lets you search for resources using menus. it originated at the university of minnesota which has (as you guessed it) a gopher for a mascot. insted of accessing with the adress of the domain, you select any entry in a gopher menu and like the human “gofers’ of the world, gopher goes out for […]
- Homones
(n): the extreme s-xual urges felt for one of the same or similar s-x –these are not just any feelings- they are intense rushes of hormones secreted similar to those like adrenaline, etc. dude, i think my h-m-nes are kicking in. i think that dude over there is so hot. you think he has h-m-nes […]
- Horse Rape
when someone sticks both arms up your -ss sidways and shakes them like jello. im gonna horse rape your mom all night till she sh-t out blood.
- horton high school
horton high school is a huge modern school put overtop of some poor man’s orchard, on top of a hill in the middle of nowhere. the magority of freshman girls suffer from bbbs (bottle blond b-tch syndrome) and wear knockoff boots and have fake louis vuittons…and 99% of freshman guys have yet to hit p-b-rty. […]
- Horse Tranquilizer
known as “k” a.k.a ketamine; a sedative, euphoric hallucinagenic in the form of crystalized powder causing a out body experience when ingested, snorted or taken venously. that horse tranquilizer had me on my neck.