Goodgie
one of the twin deities of goodgieism, a modern east-asian religion. the goodgie god and the goodgie goddess are commonly praised as lords of s-xuality and magic, and honoured with cantaloupe on holy days.
in the name of the father, the son, and the holy goodgie. amen.
a mixed group of asian people
you ever notice all these goodgies look alike?
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