Goodyear


a place where people take their cars to get tires and other service but little to they know they are being ripped off and talked into buying things they really dont need for their cars and the work is being done by shady “mechanics” who do half -ssed repairs and have their hours cut so they can barely work.
i’m going to goodyear and getting my car fixed while i wach the mechanics do sh-tty work and listen to the manager glen act like an -sshole to eveyone because its a retail job.
a small town in arizona that tries to make middle-cl-ss people feel like their really rich.
“oh honey, let’s live in goodyear to make ourselves feel better
when a guy pulls his foreskin over the tip of his c-ck. he then pinchs the foreskin off, and takes a p-ss. making his foreskin swell up like a tire
his anteater foreskin can make huge goodyears
an insulting word for a fat person… an alternative way of calling a fat person a ‘blimp’ in relation to the famous goodyear blimps.
hey goodyear… put the burger down and loose some weight
legendary condoms that are used for h-m-s-xual s-x only. built extra-thick so that they won’t tear during -n-l s-x. whether or not any such condoms were ever produced, they were quite a common way to diss someone in parts of the united states, mainly during the 1990’s.
johhny: “man, i’m such a pimp! i have an entire drawer in my room just full of condoms!”

jimmy: “whatever, you f-g! they’re probably all goodyears!
slapping a hoe while she’s blowing you, and then putting her head back on your d-ck for her to continue the job
erich straight up goodyeared that chick last night bro.

Read Also:

  • Gotdamnimpossible

    something so hard its 100% chance of failure. in dynasty warriors 6, vinny canot get 3 targets in one level thus its gotd-mnimpossible.

  • Goulard

    the old french word for insanity. person1: did you hear about john? person2: yeah, did you know he was that goulard?

  • Graziella

    the sobbing b-tch in west side story who’s love, riff, was killed by bernardo. always said with a chain smoker’s accent. usually rolling with her ho velma. “me and graziella will take to the streets!” – velma

  • ladyfellow

    a female who’s so clutch she’d totally be a fellow if it weren’t for the whole b–bs and v-g-n- thing going on. dude, sarah’s the chillest ladyfellow ever. we were totally playing xbox last night, and i almost forgot she wasn’t a bro.

  • fartfignoogenbooger

    a rule for playing hide and go seek tag creatin in the time area of 1999-2000. fartfignoogenbooger means that you can not keep running in circles around that d-mn tree just so u dont get tagged, because its f-cking cheap. ok we’re gonna play with fartfignoogenbooger in effect now.


Disclaimer: Goodyear definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.