gooey alan
1. the act of performing oral s-x with a freshly toasted marshmallow held in one’s mouth, providing the recipient with a unique sensory experience
when we were camping last week, mere took mike back to her tent and gave him a gooey alan while everyone was making s’mores. the guy spent three days in the burn center afterward, but he said it was totally worth it.
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