gooey waffle
the male mounts the female and -j-c-l-t-s on a flat surface of the female’s body. after -j-c-l-t–n, he grabs a fly swatter and slaps the pool of s-m-n, therefore causing a (gooey waffle).
female: “oh god give it to me! give me the gooey waffle!”
male: “uhhhh here it comes, the gooey waffle!!!!! (male -j-c-l-t-s all over female’s back and swats her with fly swatter)
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