gooey


an adjective used to describe how a woman looks in her attire. a reference to the supposition that a woman has a very juicy – or well lubricated – v-g-n- and would be an extremely thrilling s-xual partner.
noel: “look at the way heather’s shorts are being v-g-n-lly consumed.”
scott: “no f-cking kidding. she looks soooooo gooey!”
drunken and/or high state of mind. refers to mind being in a gooey like state such as goo being gooey n-gg-.
when someone asks, “you trying to get gooey n-gg-?” they are asking if you want to get f-cked up beyond recognition, drunk, and/or blazed out ya mind!
the sound teenage w-nkmonsters make at the point of climax.
-fap- -fap- -fap-

zade: “goo-”

zade’s mother: “what’s going on?!”

zade: “nothing! -eeeeeeee-”

zade’s mother: “what’s that noise?”

zade: “what noise? -eeeeeeeeeeeeey!”

zade’s mother: “did you just gooey!!?”

-awkward silence-
a person who has a drug addled brain. usually one who indulges in too many psychotropics. brain is currently in a “goo” state–not to be confused with the sonic youth alb-m goo.
me in back of dad’s pick’em up truck: “look at that guy!”

sister: “you look like uh gooey!!”

dad: -smack-
a girl that is hot, with a nice body
that girl was gooey, i’d hit that.
a more humorous word for s-m-n.
after a night of boofing, gandaulf got gooey in frodo`s pooey.
omfg ub3r cod noob. omg i hate him, what a spangetard boonstar, he suxxors t3h big 11111
omg goo3y you big noob 11!!!11

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