goof ass
someone who says something stupid or does something stupid
ebonee:i heard u suck oll dude d-ck
candice:man get yo goof -ss outta here
one who tends to make jokes and be frickin silly all the time. this kind of person has a hard time conveying serious messages because people always -ssume he or she is joking.
eric: what did you put for number 4 on the geology test?
mary: quartz.
eric: i put the soft blue diamond from t-tanic.
mary: you are such a goof-ss!!
1. some one who is is bad at everything.
2.somebody that tries to be funny and cool, but are not and can not.
3. al gore
4. david spade
dakota: look at tim over there, he’s the goof -ss of all goof -sses.
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