goofnooki
an error or lapse in judgement when choosing what type of cheese, whilst wearing your favourite shirt to acquire from a supermarket, with it’s own petrol station, located within a 0.2 mile radius of roundabout, just off of a dual carriageway, in a country with atleast two officially spoken languages.
excludes northern ireland.
guy 1: did you get the cheese?
guy 2: yea here it is – edam cheese. i got it from that conveniently located wal-mart right before i got petrol. it was easy to find as it had a sign saying ‘compra queso aqui if you would like cheese’.
guy1: that a new shirt? i prefer your other one.
guy 2: yeah, i wore this earlier purchasing the cheese. i made a real goofnooki of that situation.
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