goofy twat
a forward protruding slobber chopper walrus imitating f-ckinoid , bred from a gene puddle with horizontal gaminess to increase the overall airflow through their derelict tombstone minefield of misshapen hole that is loosely describe as a mouth … armed with a stupid laugh as their tongue forlornly wrestles their monster slabs that inhabit their face …
look at that ugly, stupid goofy tw-t … why did i marry her ?
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