goog-hole
the state produced by getting lost in increasingly unrelated google searches. it is characterized by losing one’s sense of time, ignoring other responsibilities, and forgetting the original query.
i looked up g-hole and ended up learning about ghb, a small town in ontario called gravenhurst, and ended up writing an urban dictionary definition. i spent three hours in a goog-hole and i still have a ton of work to do.
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someone who always asks you random -ss questions that you have no way of knowing. they should f-cking be googling it, but they’re too r-t-rded, so they ask people.
googhole: how many dolphins were born in captivity last year?
resourceful -sshole: how the f-ck would i know that? learn how to use google. googhole.
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