google cancer
what happens when you have a medical concern, do a google search and find that google thinks that you’ve probably got cancer.
tom: “i’ve got a pain in my right hand.”
harry: “did you google it?”
tom: “it came up with a few things, all of them said it could be a symptom of cancer.”
harry: “are you sure it’s not repet-tive strain injury?”
tom: “no, every link said it could be a symptom of cancer. its probably cancer.”
harry: “ah, you’ve got google cancer.”
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