Google doctorate


knowledge gained through internet searches; used for those who know a lot about a topic but have no firsthand experience
robert: this game requires at least 2 ghz of ram. how do i know if my computer has that?
bill: i don’t know, let me use my google doctorate.

joe: what’s more efficient, a cfl or led?
bob: leds.
joe: how do you know that?
bob: google doctorate!

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