google-fix
the site you want to go to isn’t loading, so you go to google, it loads right up, then you retry the site and, many times, it’s “fixed”.
“aw sh-t, this site doesn’t usually take this long to load. guess i’ll try a google fix.”
the need and desire to use google on a regular basis.
i haven’t been on the internet today and therefore missing my google-fix
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