Google Jockey


somebody who answers a question asked by a teacher, friend, etc by typing the question into google or another search engine and belting out the first thing they see. can be done on the phone, in cl-ss, etc.
mrs. lenox: what is the exact number for pi?

jimmy: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097
4944592307816406286208998628034825342117067

mrs. lenox: stop being a google jockey and answer with your knowledge, not google’s.

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