Google Life
noun: the process of googling one’s name to constuct a timeline of one’s life from the search results.
“d-mn dude, my google life sucks compared to yours! i can’t belive that you were a pokemon champion at 10, a p-rn star/college baseball star at 18, a military hero at 25, a welfare scam artist at 30, and you died in honolulu at age 53.”
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