Google Maps-stalk


1. v. to deceive someone into believing you are outside their house, or have been there recently, by screen-capping their house from street view in google maps and sending it to them as proof, as if it were a photo you took of it. most effective when done to friends, family and acquaintances that live a sizable distance away.

2. to otherwise look up someone’s address on google maps or google earth and look at their house in a stalker-like manner.
-is ashley in town? she took a picture of my house and sent it to me.
-nah, she just google maps-stalked you.

-you have a nice tree in your yard.
-stop google maps-stalking me!

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