google md


often touted as a “gmd” this highly sought after degree has risen to be superior in all aspects to the much less prestigious t-tle of md. one must complete a mind numbing number of hours google clicking (usually comprised of a combination of squandered office time and neglected family time) in the righteous and n-ble pursuit of self diagnoses.
patient “look doc, i stayed up all night googling my symptoms and i know what i know! i am definitely pregnant!”
doctor “in spite of your google md i must point out the obvious you that you are a man and all you have is gas!

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