Google Poser


this term refers to a person who pretends to have already known facts, events or definitions that they secretly google on their phone or computer over the course of the conversation.
jane and john are having a phone conversation about a topic that they both know very little about. minutes into the conversations john suddenly becomes an expert on the topic. john is such a “google poser” because he is p-ssing off google knowledge as his own!

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