Google-safe
adj. one’s online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarr-ssing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.
noun. google-safety.
“so this guy asked me out. he was cute, and seemed nice and established. but then i googled him and saw that he’s a member of some creepy p-rn club that i’m pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. he also has direct conversations on twitter with p-rnstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. this guy is not google-safe. i’m not going out with him.”
“i kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until i googled myself and realized that i need to improve my google-safety. i am thinking of hiring a professional.”
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