Google Shock
a form of shock induced by using the google search engine. google shock occurs when one types in the first few words of an innocent sentence and google attempts to guess what you are typing by filling it in with a shockingly inappropriate and unrelated ending.
for instance, you want to type “how do i get my car to start?” in the search prompt. by the time you have typed in “how do i get my”, google has guessed that you are typing “how do i get my sister to sleep with me?”. shock ensues.
i was feeling depressed about life so i decided to ask google “why are we here?”. i had gotten as far as typing in “why are” and google’s first guess was that i was asking “why are black people so loud”. the following google shock brought me out of my depression.
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