Google Spaz
a person (or persons) who, despite much frenzied effort, take an exponentially greater time to find an answer to an obvious question.
wife: what’s the name of that song by pink i love.
me: p-ss me your phone and i will google it
wife: no i will do it. what. do you think i am useless.
me: of course not darling.
5 hours later…
wife: at last.. give me one last kiss
me: f-ck me. you are kidding. you are truly a google spaz.
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