Google Syndrome
when you suddenly think of some completely random question that has to be looked up on google and answered right at that very moment.
this syndrome usually leads to the more serious illness of google search syndrome or in more serious cases, youtube syndrome.
jill : “… i wonder how much the average male platypus weighs…” -leaves to go on the computer-
alex : “ugh. you have google syndrome again!”
five hours later.
jill : “alex, did you know that the average human accidentally eats 8 spiders in their life?”
alex : “ugggh.”
9 hours later.
jill : “hahahaha! oh, fred! he’s so funny. can we go buy some helium to talk like him?”
alex : “….”
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