Google Widow
a woman who hears a man that she’s romantically interested in use a phrase she doesn’t know the meaning of, and instead of accepting the man’s guidance on the subject by asking him, she looks it up on google or another search engine for the meaning. she thus maintains her independence and self esteem and continues her unconscious pursuit of a lonely life.
that black guy has a lot of google widows peeping around corners at him.
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- gooness
the female variation of the goon, defined as one of two things: 1. a stupid, awkward, tactless person 2. a redneck, roughneck, hoosier, or some variation thereof d-mn, man. you see that trailer park girl over there? she all done up like a gooness.
- goonpipe
1. somewhat of a tool 2. a pipe for goons wow, do you see that tool over there? what a goonpipe.
- Goorping
farting while in the bathtub then biting the bubbles while bathing last night i did a little goorping to relax.
- go out with a bang
when you are facing cataclysmic/apocalyptic events and you would like to have s-x at least one more time before your life is over man, those are some big waves coming towards us… ma’am would u like to come back to my place and go out with a bang?
- goredom
goredom (verb): the act of looking at gore on the internet because of inescapable boredom. 1: dude, there’s nothing to do. 2: nah… how about some goredom? 1: sure, sounds fun. alternatively: 1: nothing to do… i’ve got total goredom right now. 2: go to /r/sp-ced-cks, then. 1: alright.