Google Wisdom


anything that is proven to be fact by searching for keywords on google’s search engine and comparing the result totals.

the search engine (www.google.com) is used because it is the de facto search engine of choice on the internet.
if you google (verb) the words “d-ck cheney” + “selfless”, you get 25,400 results (as of 7/2009).

if you google the words “d-ck cheney”
+ “selfish” you get 110,000 results.

this is intended to indicate that the popular consensus on the internet is that ‘d-ck cheney’ is more closely -ssociated with the term ‘selfish’ than ‘selfless’. he must therefore be, in fact, selfish.

this conclusion is called ‘google wisdom’.
sayings or statements that make an individual appear extremely wise when in actuality, their words are stolen from someone else and can be found by performing a simple google search.
1) bert: “i’m kinda nevous about the company holiday party…what am i even going to talk about?”
ernie: “you’ll be fine, just make small talk and throw in a little google wisdom to impress them.”

2) d-ck: “whenever kenny gets high, he starts havin these deep -ss conversations! you should hear him, he’s crazy smart yo!!!”
mike: “it’s all google wisdom, fool! kenny don’t know sh-t!!!”

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