GoogleLo
a person who uses google to look up trivial information only to act later as if they knew the information all along.
c-bone: hey man you every hear of dabrye?
lolo: (long pause)
lolo: yeah man, i’ve been listening to them for a hot minute.
c-bone: oh yeah really…. what song do you like best?
lolo: (longer pause)
c-bone: you there man? what’s your favorite song?
lolo: (still paused… why? because he is still google searching dabrye)
lolo: hyped up plus tax is my jam!
c-bone: man whatever, you’re such a googlelo!
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