googlemite


n 1. anyone who frequently searches the world wide web.
2. unemployed.

plural googlemites
1. everyone lost in or ‘consumed’ by the internet.

2. anyone who uses the internet at work.

like a termite eats wood and lives in wood, so too a googlemite; he ‘lives on the web/internet’.

what’s your job?
i’m a googlemite.

they never go out anymore, they’re googlemites.

i’m a googlemite.

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