a person who is unable to be found by googling their name.
i was trying to find out how to email “john smith” but he is absolutely googleproof.
- gorilla's house
the house of a very rich person “man, look at that mansion! that’s a gorilla’s house, if i’ve ever seen one!”
- gosh dammit
in between gosh darn it and god d-mn it. it sufficiently gets the point across in a frustrating situation person 1: hey dude that skinny b-st-rd is writing you another parking ticket. person 2: gosh dammit i hate that kid a way to kind of say “g-d dammit” without saying g-d, so the name isn’t […]
- gotham city pizza
a pizza sold by domino’s pizza from late june of 2008 to august of 2008. used to promote the movie “the dark knight” this pizza is a large, hand-tossed pizza that is made from a medium dough ball and has double pepperoni on it. it is also cut into six slices rather than the eight […]
- go to congress
the act of urinating, or announcing that you have to urinate. a figure of speech used mostly in the 1980’s by males. “i gotta go to congress”
when a country is run by women only, a place where there are no “p-n-s” shaped emblems… no war, and shoes are the new currency. in 2012 the governwoment took to cleaning up the country and erasing homelessness and joblessness by turning all those unfortunate souls into m-sseurs and nail techs.