Googlesturbation


the act of googling oneself. transcending just the google search engine, even using another search engine and searching for yourself is considered googlesturbation.
i had a rough googlesturbation session this morning- i tried to google myself three times and couldn’t find anything positive.
my friend is an obsessive googlesturbator; he’ll try to search for himself at least ten times per week.

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