googlitis


an obsession with googling, self-googling, or otherwise using the google search engine to answer all of life’s questions.
okay, seriously. he’s been googling so much lately that i swear he’s got the googlitis. it’s truly getting unhealthy, yo.
when in boredom you google yourself,other people you know, etc.
dude i got googlitis and i found out there is a desinger with your name.

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