Googlution


a portmanteau of “google pollution”. a phenomenon in which toxic search engine results have a c-mulative and systemic negative effect on the efficacy of the search engine. search engine results trending towards decreasing accuracy, often caused by commercial websites attaining top listings through the use of search engine optimization (seo) methods. highly ranked search engine spam.
after sifting through 34 pages of googlution, i finally found a useful query result.

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