googly eyes


someone with crazy eyes.
d-mn, that b-tch is so crazy, she has them googly eyes like charlie manson!
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when a person sees someone they like a lot. the way they look at them when they can not find the words to express how they feel. they way someone looks at the person who has them sprung. not necessarily big huge eyes. just staring alot. it can just be an expression.
he’s got me all googly eyes.
the googly eye (or just googly) is the eye-contact used to relay your interest in another.
“girrrrrl, he totally just gave you the full-blown googly.”
when your eyes are all over the place. like the ones you glue on elementary school projects
“da f-ck! look at that b-tches googly eyes, they look from east to west!”
the gl-ssy, unfocused eyes that people get after they drink way too much alcohol. this look is usually accompanied by large circles around the eyes, and an overall impression that the person’s eyes are liable to fall out at any moment. not everyone can obtain the googly eyes look. some people skip this stage and proceed right to black-out.
frat boy#1: dude, do you remember anything about last night?

frat boy#2: no, i was really googly eyed.

guy#1: you ok? you have some major googly eyes going on there.

guy#2: what!? i’m too drunk to hear anything!
human eyes that protrude from the skull in a manner similar to a frog or a fish. this gives the freakish human an increased field of view, double that of a normal person. this strange feature often results in severe rejection by the opposite s-x.
my roomate has repulsive googly eyes; i get scared when i see them shine in the dark.
an action used by humans to impress members of the opposite s-x. often times, an intimidated human male will offer his mate the googly eyes with hopes of s-x or an extreme handjob by a female.

female definition: the googly eyes given to men by females often times represents a lack l-ster offer to f-ck. a laughable female dance provided to an unexpected male. in a return a male will usually act unnoticed.
dan: hey steve guess what?
steve: dude, whats up?
dan: totally give a chick the googly eyes yesterday. we f-cked all night and then proceeded to have more s-x after she gave me an extreme handjob.
steve: wow, that’s incredible! i’m going to try it on our waitress!

janice: laura i gave a guy the googly eyes before and he just looked away!
laura: that’s because your ugly and i just had s-x with him 12 minutes ago!
a blind b-st-rd known for his wounded soldiers. he has eyes comprable to such famous people as the cookie monster. he enjoys long walks on the beach and dating girls with m-ssive pubic hair. in high school, he was that guy.
he was that guy. f-ck googly eyes

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