gook scooters


1.shower shoes or flip-flops. (from vietnam military slang)
2.any j-p or other asian built compact or sub-compact car
3.any “ricky crotchrocket” pseudo-racing type bike, also known as a “bugsickle”.
1. “don’t go in the gym shower without your gook scooters or you’ll get jungle rot!”
2. “did you see the new gook scooter suzy creamcheese just bought? it’s a stinkin’ toyota!”
3. like a bug hitting a windshield, the last thing that went thru ricky’s mind when he hit the truck on his gook scooter was his -ss!

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