goolie-clencher
(or, “ball clencher”, “cheek clencher”, or just “clencher” for short)
a bad or painful result. similar to having one’s goolies put in a vice. can also mean a bad or painful result for someone else.
glen: what’s up dude?
sandeep: my g-d. i followed our -n-lyst recommendation and bought enron bonds. they’ve just filed for chapter 11 and there’s no bid for the sh-t. i’ve just lost $35,000,000.
glen: wow, that is a cl-ss a goolie-clencher. think you’d better find a headhunter.
mark: how did the quantum mechanics exam go?
john: terrible. question 2, you had to derive the magnetic moment of the electron from scratch!
mark: what? what a ball-clencher! that takes hours!
duncan: was that snotty kid we saw last year bowling his sh-te?
josh: yeah, first two b-lls i smacked him for six, and then the next one i drove it back over his head for four missing his head by about 2 inches …
duncan: clench!
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