Goombee
a goombee is a creature who is described as greasy or slimy and usually sh-t brown in colour .they are human like in shape but tend to be tallest at 4ft . they are covered in nasty puss filled barnicles which pop when they are excited and they stank of rotten meat and pig s-m-n. they tend to live in dark , cold places like under a bridge or in caves. in their homes they m-st-rb-t- for warmth and feast upon human t-st-cl-s which they hunt at rastle up under the moonlight from unsespecting senoir men. they are a close relative to the skwag.
two senoir men at a table
“i was out hiking last night and i stumbled upon a goombee cave” said joe
“did they take your testicls?”said bill
“naw, they were too busy jakin it” laughed joe
“hahahahha they are always beating it” chuckled bill
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