goon hag
a person of the female persuasion who subsists exclusively on cheap fermented grape juice.
they will typically drink directly from the bottle or goon bag especially for cl-ssic vintages such as fruity lexia, lambrusco and p-ssion pop.
upon visiting her house and sitting upon her couch adorned with silver goon bag pillows it was evident that martha was indeed the goon hag we all thought her to be.
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