Goon Mantle
ceremonial garment instantly transferred from the biggest loser in your school to the second biggest when, for example, the former is unexpectedly selected to play for the school football team, star in the school play, bones a prom queen, etc. sometimes shortened to ‘mantle’.
example 1
guy 1: check out that guy in the gl-sses. dude look low, man. dude look like he bearin the whole world on his shoulders.
guy 2: worse than that, man. he bearin the goon mantle.
example 2
dad: they beat up on you in cl-ss again, kid?
kid: nah, the cheerleader captain blew me after math. bernard got the mantle now.
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