Goon Punch
n.
aka jesus’ urine.
the main ingredient in bad -ss teenagers’ vomit, goon punch is a sweet, cheap-wine based drink made in 5l batches to provide hours of nudity and pseudo-sentimental bullsh-t conversations at every under 16’s birthday party since the late 80’s. best served cold, best drunk quickly.
ingredients:
goon
fruit
juice
optional extras:
ice
other people’s stolen bacardi / vodka / gin.
guy 1: man, can go out drinking tonight as i don’t have any money for drinks.
guy 2: forget about it! sally made a goon punch…
guy 1: well, f-ck yeah!
guy 3: quick, steal your mum’s gin!
to punch some one in a clobber like position several times while standing over them.
d-mn that dude got strait up goon punched.
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